Just finished a crazy FUN record release show at @ThirdManRecords Nashville - @TheRealElvira removed the sword & the audience went NUTS!!

Just finished a crazy FUN record release show at @ThirdManRecords Nashville - @TheRealElvira removed the sword & the audience went NUTS!!

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein

"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." -Niels Bohr, Danish physicist, Nobel winner

I'm missing my wife like crazy... :(

Check out these chopsticks! http://bit.ly/d0qMh1

Getting ready to hear Laura Bush, Rudy Guilliani, Zig Ziglar, Collin Powell, Terry Bradshaw at #GetMotivated in Indpls!

Another sleepless night - too much on my mind. Missing my wife more than she knows...

The only certified organic gourmet coffee on the globe patented for burning fat cells: http://bit.ly/cns7s1

The late mathematician Benoit #Mandelbrot & 8 Nobel winners whip a sword from my throat at the 2009 Ig Nobel Awards: http://bit.ly/9CHBY5

Benoit Mandelbrot & Nobel Prize Winners WHIP SWORD from Sword Swallower at Harvard http://ping.fm/G3TsF

Sword Swallower swallows Red-Hot sword on History Channel Stan Lee's SuperHumans http://ping.fm/kULrT

The late mathematician Benoit #Mandelbrot whipping a sword from my throat at the 2009 Ig Nobel Awards at Harvard: http://bit.ly/9CHBY5

Stan Lee's SuperHumans: Sword Swallower swallows RED HOT STEEL SWORD http://ping.fm/WbBeR

Sword Swallowing and its Side Effects - Minimovies: Ig Nobel Prizes (Ep. 6/6) http://ping.fm/egMZJ

Stan Lee's Superhumans: Man Swallows RED HOT STEEL SWORD on History Channel http://ping.fm/G2s9l

Benoit Mandelbrot & Nobel Prize winners WHIP SWORD from Sword Swallower! http://ping.fm/HrmMo

Christian artist @ItsBrittNicole pulls sword from Sword Swallower @Halfdan Dan Meyer at YEC OKC Video: http://ping.fm/9QTiI

Stan Lee's Superhumans: Sword swallower @Halfdan swallows 7 swords & RED-HOT sword heated to 1500º! Video: http://bit.ly/bS8Rm8

The late mathematician Benoit Mandelbrot whips a sword from my throat at 2009 Ig Nobel Awards at Harvard: http://bit.ly/9CHBY5

Benoit Mandlebrot & Nobel Prize winners WHIP SWORD from Sword Swallower at Harvard! http://ping.fm/sfN3Z

Benoit Mandlebrot & Nobel Prize Winners whip sword from Sword Swallower at Harvard http://ping.fm/Er4F8

The late mathematician Benoit Mandelbrot whipping a sword from my throat at 2009 Ig Nobel Awards at Harvard: http://bit.ly/9CHBY5

Stan Lee's SuperHumans airing now: Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallows 7 swords & RED-HOT sword heated to 1500º! Video: http://bit.ly/bKDZA2

Stan Lee's SuperHumans: Sword swallower @Halfdan swallows 7 swords & RED-HOT sword heated to 1500º! Videos: http://bit.ly/bKDZA2

Coffee time! Like Coffee? Wanna be on Dan's team & get paid to drink coffee, Burn Fat & help kids with Dan? http://bit.ly/c0WNX4

Sword Swallower swallows swords UNDERWATER in tank of SHARKS & STINGRAYS! Video: http://ping.fm/JDFmz

Sword Swallower Dan Meyer Swallows Glowing Light Saber at YEC OK 2010 http://ping.fm/21uIP

Britt Nicole pulls Sword from Sword Swallower Dan Meyer at YEC Baptist Convention Oklahoma http://ping.fm/dmKuU

Sword Swallower Dan Meyer Swallowing Swords at YEC Baptist Convention Oklahoma http://ping.fm/k03Wb

Rupert from Survivor pulls Sword from America's Got Talent Sword Swallower http://ping.fm/RTQKG

"If someone says they are too busy for you, that's a priority, not a fact." -Unknown #quote

"If someone says they are too busy for you, that's a priority, not a fact." -Unknown #quote

Just had a great 3 hr lunch meeting with #Survivor winner @RupertBoneham. What a great guy! Stay tuned for developments!

On my way to my lunch meeting with #Survivor winner @RupertBoneham in Indpls. He seems like an interesting guy! Questions for him?

On my way to my lunch meeting with #Survivor winner @RupertBoneham in Indpls. He seems like an interesting guy! Questions for him?

Hot Hot Hot! History Channel SuperHumans: Sword Swallower Swallowing RED-HOT SWORD! http://ping.fm/t0f7e

Looking forward to my lunch meeting with #Survivor winner @RupertBoneham. He seems like a very interesting guy! Questions9

Sword Swallower Dan Meyer at Ig Nobel Party 2007 http://ping.fm/d7wB8

SLS - S1E7-3/4 http://ping.fm/ji5xS

Ig Nobel Awards UK Tour 2010 http://ping.fm/jHyp0

Capn Cutless Swashbuckling Sword Swallower http://ping.fm/VZPXW

Ig Nobel Awards Roadshow 2009 at Imperial College London http://ping.fm/uiobi

America's Got Talent Most DANGEROUS ACT: Sword Swallower swallows Curved Sword! http://ping.fm/jeNvs

Guinness World's Shortest Man pulls sword from America's Got Talent Sword Swallower http://ping.fm/OAqrO

Nobel Laureate removes sword from Ig Nobel Laureate http://ping.fm/YDYtZ

Sword Swallower receives Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine http://ping.fm/4O0kq

Sword Swallower swallows 5 swords at Lipscomb University http://ping.fm/EK1Wj

Sword Swallower Interview Imperial College London http://ping.fm/VBgXx

Skeptical Teenage Girls Pull Sword from Sword Swallower at Rock of Ages Festival http://ping.fm/JvvAx

Rock of Ages Festival Founder Pulls Sword from Sword Swallower Dan Meyer http://ping.fm/jP6rY

☆Stan Lee's SuperHumans: Sword swallower @Halfdan swallows 7 swords & RED-HOT sword heated to 1500ºF! Video: http://bit.ly/bS8Rm8

RT @amazon_ww: Studies that actually exist: Sword Swallowing and its Side Effects: http://bit.ly/aCFbPF

Backstage w @Christafariband watching Newsboys at RockofAges Festival Napa CA

Backstage w @Christafariband watching Newsboys at RockofAges Festival Napa CA

Driving through picturesque wine country vineyards & wineries in Napa Valley CA on a beautiful Fall day!

Driving through picturesque wine country vineyards in Napa Valley CA on a beautiful Fall day!

Driving through picturesque wine country vineyards in Napa Valley CA on a beautiful Fall day!

Stan Lee's SuperHumans: Sword swallower swallows 7 swords & RED-HOT sword heated to 1500F! Video: http://www.danmeyer.org