We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I made it in the TOP 25 World Records of 2011! Please vote my record to the Top 5 @RecordSetter World Records: http://bit.ly/sM5YzT

America's Got Talent Sword Swallowing Near-Disaster - video to hit 9 Million views today! http://ping.fm/JcwBh

TODAY IN HISTORY - Nov 25, 1817: The first Sword Swallower, Sena Sema put on America's first sword swallowing show in New York City.

Just made it in the TOP 25 World Records of 2011! Please vote my record to the Top 10 @RecordSetter World Records: - http://ow.ly/7Duie

Sword Swallowing near-Disaster on America's Got Talent over 8 Million views! Please RT: http://ow.ly/7qPl3

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." -Frank Zappa

JCTV host pulls sword from Sword Swallower Dan Meyer on Cruise With a Cause cruise to the Bahamas http://ow.ly/7qTSx

Sword Swallower @Halfdan at the Coliseum in Rome: Have Sword Will Travel! http://ow.ly/7qT9Z

Sword Swallower vs SHARKS UNDERWATER! Ripley's BELIEVE IT or NOT! Please RT! - http://ow.ly/7qPm5

"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." -David Letterman

Stan Lee's Superhumans: Amazing moving X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing LONG sword - http://ow.ly/7qPm3

New Record Setter World Record in Sword Swallowing! Most Swords Swallowed in :30 seconds! http://ow.ly/7qTru

#Nobel Laureate Dr. Bill Lipscomb pulls sword from #IgNobel laureate sword swallower Dan Meyer http://ow.ly/7qTyc

NTV Russia: Sword Swallower wins Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine at Harvard http://ow.ly/7qSAv

Sword Swallower Capn Cutless documentary on TN Crossroads http://ow.ly/7qTmp

"It's hard to fly by the seat of your pants when you're wearing a kilt." -Unknown

Stan Lee's Superhumans: Man swallows RED-HOT sword heated over 1500 degrees! - http://ow.ly/7qPm2

Man attempts sword swallowing at Stonehenge without getting caught! - http://ow.ly/7qPlY

Amazing X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing SERPENTINE sword on Stan Lee's Superhumans - http://ow.ly/7qPlX

Sword Swallower swallows HEDGE CLIPPERS for Cirque Eloize in Montreal - http://ow.ly/7qPlT

Sword Swallower #Ignite Talk @ Great Lakes Regional: Art & Science of Doing the Impossible - http://ow.ly/7qPlV

Sword Swallower swallows 30" sword SUBMERGED 20' UNDERWATER in tank of SHARKS for Ripley's! - http://ow.ly/7qPlW

Blind man gets FIRST-HAND "look" at Sword Swallowing! Blind strongman Rick Willison pulls sword from @Halfdan Dan Meyer http://ow.ly/7r1jn

Sword Swallower at Noah's Ark in Netherlands? http://ow.ly/7qT6l

"Amateurs built the ark; Professionals built the Titanic." -Unknown

World's SHORTEST Man watches man swallow HEDGE CLIPPERS in Rome http://ow.ly/7qRFA

Man swallows swords with live HIPPOS in Copenhagen! - http://ow.ly/7qPlN

Guinness World's Shortest Man pulls sword from sword swallower @Halfdan - http://ow.ly/7qPlJ

"In the long run, we only hit what we aim at." -Henry David Thoreau

#Nobel Prize Winners Set World Record, whip sword from sword swallower @Halfdan at #Ig Nobel Awards - http://ow.ly/7qPlI

Man swallows giant antique SAW, record 15 SWORDS AT ONCE! Please RT - http://ow.ly/7qPlH

MAN vs. SHARKS: RIPLEY's BELIEVE IT or NOT! Sword Swallower swallows sword UNDERWATER in Shark Tank - http://ow.ly/7qPlG

One who fears failure limits his activities; Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. -Henry Ford

RT @JosephRanseth: Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine goes to SWORD SWALLOWER @Halfdan - http://ow.ly/7qPlE

Sword Swallower swallows sword SUBMERGED 20' UNDERWATER in tank of 88 SHARKS for Ripley's! - http://ow.ly/7qPlO

Sword Swallowing near-Disaster on America's Got Talent over 8 Million views! Pls RT - http://ow.ly/7qPlC

Amazing moving X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing CURVED sword on Stan Lee's Superhumans - http://ow.ly/7qPlL

America's Got Talent LasVegas Semi-Finals: Sword Swallower Swallows CURVED SWORD & FLAMING sword! Please RT! - http://ow.ly/7qPlK

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean

Sword Swallower @Halfdan sets new Record Setters World Record in Cincy - http://ow.ly/7qPlF

Man swallows HEDGE CLIPPERS?? - http://ow.ly/7qPlP

Sword Swallower on Alan Titchmarsh Show in London proves sword swallowing is REAL for National Science Week: http://ow.ly/7qSYU

Have Sword Will Travel - Sword Swallowing at the Dutch Kinderdijk Windmills in Netherlands http://ow.ly/7r135

Carpe Amor - A nonverbal viral film that impacts everyone differently. What does it mean to you? http://ow.ly/7r0Li

America's Got Talent Las Vegas: Man swallows FLAMING SWORD & CURVED SWORD for #AGT semi-finals http://ow.ly/7qSGw

"Reach for the stars. You might not always get a star,
but at least you won't end up with a handful of dirt." -Leo Burnette

Sword Swallowing near Disaster on America's Got Talent now over 8 Million views! Please RT: http://ow.ly/7qPl3

Most Bizarre Self-Inflicted Injuries: Self-Impaling by Sword Swallowing! The Learning Channel: http://ow.ly/7qRpB

Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine goes to SWORD SWALLOWER? http://ow.ly/7qRM5

Skeptical girls at Rock of Ages festival don't believe sword swallowing is REAL, until... http://ow.ly/7qSTw

"The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision." - Helen Keller

Ripley's Believe It or Not Copenhagen - Tourist pulls sword from throat of Sword Swallower @Halfdan http://ow.ly/7qRga

Sword Swallowing near Disaster on America's Got Talent at 8 Million views! Please RT - http://ow.ly/7qPlB

"When you cease to dream, you cease to live." - Malcolm Forbes

"You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." -Dr. Robert Schuller

Vanderbilt University Juggleville: Sword Swallower @Halfdan http://bit.ly/sVRIcz

Christian Aritst #itsBrittNicole removes sword from Sword Swallower @Halfdan for YEC OK http://bit.ly/s5lLyl

Man swallows giant Forceps! http://ow.ly/7qRuD

Sword Swallower vs SHARKS UNDERWATER! IMPOSSIBLE? Ripley's Believe It or Not! Please RT! - http://ow.ly/7qPlA

"God gives us dreams a size too big so that we can grow into them." -Unknown

Rupert from Survivor removes Sword from America's Got Talent Sword Swallower @Halfdan - http://ow.ly/7qPlz

Have Sword Will Travel: 10 Years of Sword Swallowing Adventures Around the World! http://ow.ly/7r16r

#Nobel Laureate David Gross pulls sword from #IgNobel laureate Sword Swallower Dan Meyer at Festival Scienza Genoa Italy: http://ow.ly/7qTfs

Inexplicable Acts! Contortionist and sword swallower at Wellcome Trust museum London http://ow.ly/7qSsz

Food Network Unwrapped: Sword Swallower attempts to swallow "Sword Sandwich" of 5 swords at ONCE at TN restaurant! http://ow.ly/7qS54

Huntsville Stars manager pulls sword from sword swallower during lighning storm after Hunstville Star baseball game: http://ow.ly/7qSjE

"Seek first to understand, then to be understood." -Stephen Covey, Habit 5

Bruce Museum - Man swallows giant straight razor and hedge clippers http://ow.ly/7qRZx

Actor Danny Glover removes Lethal Weapon from Sword Swallower @Halfdan http://bit.ly/uYqvXo

#Nobel Prize Winners Set World Record by WHIPPING sword from Sword Swallower @Halfdan at #IgNobel Awards: http://ow.ly/7qPl9

Fox New host FREAKS out over Sword Swallower on live TV! http://bit.ly/sez6I2

Copenhagen's Little Mermaid: Man attempts to swallow sword without getting caught!
http://ow.ly/7qSbZ

Amazing moving X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing SERPENTINE sword on Stan Lee's Superhumans: - http://ow.ly/7qPln

Pro Wrestler Gino Martino from Stan Lee's Superhumans pulls sword from Sword Swallower Dan Meyer in Boston: http://ow.ly/7r2Ry

Sword Swallower swallows 30" sword SUBMERGED 20' UNDERWATER in SHARK TANK for Ripley's! - http://ow.ly/7qPlm

Amazing moving X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing LONG sword on Stan Lee's Superhumans: - http://ow.ly/7qPly

Stan Lee's Superhumans: Man swallows RED-HOT sword heated to 1500 degrees! - http://ow.ly/7qPlw

Sword Swallower #Ignite Talk at Great Lakes Regional: Art & Science of Doing the Impossible: - http://ow.ly/7qPll

Man attempts to swallow sword at Stonehenge without getting caught! - http://ow.ly/7qPlv

Sword Swallower swallows HEDGE CLIPPERS with Cirque Eloize Montreal: - http://ow.ly/7qPlk

Man swallows HEDGE CLIPPERS! - http://ow.ly/7qPli

Sword Swallower swallows 30" sword SUBMERGED 20' UNDERWATER in tank of 88 SHARKS & stingrays for Ripley's! - http://ow.ly/7qPlg

Man swallows swords with live HIPPOS in Denmark! - http://ow.ly/7qPlf

Amazing moving X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing CURVED sword on Stan Lee's Superhumans: Please RT! - http://ow.ly/7qPle

America's Got Talent Las Vegas SemiFinals: Sword Swallower Swallows CURVED SWORD & FLAMING sword! Please RT! - http://ow.ly/7qPlc

"Unkindness almost always stands for the displeasure that one has in oneself." ~A. Monnier

Guinness World's Smallest Man pulls sword from sword swallower @Halfdan: - http://ow.ly/7qPlb

"When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run." ~Abraham Lincoln

#Nobel Prize Winners Set World Record, WHIP sword from Sword Swallower @Halfdan at #IgNobel Awards: - http://ow.ly/7qPl9

Man swallows giant antique SAW, record 15 SWORDS AT ONCE! Please RT: - http://ow.ly/7qPl8

MAN vs SHARKS: BELIEVE IT or NOT! Sword Swallower swallows sword UNDERWATER in Shark Tank for Ripley's Please RT: - http://ow.ly/7qPl6

"One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again." ~Henry Ford

Sword Swallower @Halfdan sets new Record Setters World Record: - http://ow.ly/7qPl5

JCTV host pulls sword from sword swallower on Cruise With a Cause cruiseship to Bahamas http://ow.ly/7qTF6

Sword Swallowing near-Disaster on America's Got Talent hits 8 Million views! Please RT: http://ow.ly/7qPl3

RT @JosephRanseth: Ig Nobel Prize in Medicine goes to SWORD SWALLOWER @Halfdan Please RT: - http://ow.ly/7qPl4

Amazing moving X-ray of Sword Swallower @Halfdan swallowing CURVED sword on Stan Lee's Superhumans: http://ping.fm/cgSdf Please RT!

Special thanks to all our veterans who have given so much for us! If you see a vet today, thank him/her!

Still fighting migraine, could be malaria. Sorry if I can't reply to your email, chat, or FB/Twitter posting. Wiped out, heading to bed.

MIGRAINE!!!

Just boarded my Atlanta flight to Indy.

Heading to Atlanta airport after a great weekend with my friends Corey & Jen, Indy & Eli! Anyone else at ATL airport wanna do lunch?

On my way to Indy Airport again on a beauoootiful Fall Friday! I love my job! Have sword, will travel!